Motto

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Friday.



OFF-OFF-VL-OFF-OFF.


Sarap! Ako na ang nakabakasyon! The best! hehe!


Medyo na-stress ako this week sa work. Medyo madaming calls lately. Tangina. Tapos pag walang calls, email support ako on the side. Busy. 'Di ako sanay. Haha. At least, ngayon masasabi na nila na sulit binabayad ng kumpanya sa'ken. Nama-maximize na'ko. After 4 years, napapakinabangan na'ko ng husto. Hehe.


Speaking of pakinabang, naisip ko i-blog today ay tungkol sa mga "kasabihan". Layo noh?! Haha. Is kasabihan same as "Motto"? Yata... Ewan! Hehe. Kahapon kase, yung isa kong kasama sa work e tinanong ko kung ano motto niya sa buhay. Sabi niya, "Birds of the same feather, are the same birds". Sabi ko mali. Dapat, "Birds of the same feather, are of the same mother". Sagot niya, "Birds of the same feather, catches the worm". Sumagot ako ulit, "Birds of the same feather, makes a good feather duster". Haha. Naisip ko tuloy gumawa ng entry tungkol dun. Heto, gumawa ako ng list ng mga napapanahong mga kasabihan.


1. "If you can't beat them, join them!"

--heto iba't-ibang versions nito:

"If you can't beat them, poor you!"
"If you can't beat them, confuse them!"
"If you can't beat them, shoot them!"
"If you can't beat them, kill them!"


2. "Don't judge a book by its cover."

--heto iba't-ibang versions nito:

"Don't judge a person, for he is not a book."
"Don't judge my brother, he is not a pig."
"Don't judge me.. I'm not a contestant."
"Don't judge a book without a cover."
"Don't judge a book by it's movie."


3. "Ang buhay ay parang gulong. Minsan nasa itaas, minsan nasa ibaba."

--heto iba't-ibang versions nito:

"Ang buhay ay parang gulong... black.
"Ang buhay ay parang gulong, malas mo kung na-flatan ka"
"Ang buhay ay parang gulong. Minsan nasa itaas, minsan nasa ibaba, minsan nasa vulcanizing shop."


4. "Nobody's Perfect." and/or "Practice makes Perfect.".

 --heto iba't-ibang versions nito:

"I am nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I'm perfect!"
"Practice makes perfect. But nobody is perfect. So practice is useless..."
"Practice makes perfect. But, nobody is perfect. So why practice?"


5. Labo-labo na!

 "Walang panget na babae, sa lasing na lalake."
"Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa kaniyang pinanggalingan...ay may stiff neck."
"Matalino man ang matsing, unggoy pa rin!"
"Kapag binato ka ng bato.. Batuhin mo ng tinapay.. Pero dapat, yung tinapay nakalagay sa garapon."
"Huwag mong problemahin ang problema. Hayaan mong ang problema ang mamroblema sa'yo."
"Lahat ng problema may solusyon. Kung walang solusyon, wag problemahin."
"Huwag kang choosy kung hindi ka naman yummy!"
"'Di bale ng tamad, 'di naman pagod!"
"Daig ng Malandi ang Maganda."
"Ang mataba, pumapayat. Ang pangit, sorry ka na lang!"
"Ang batang masipag, paglaki... katulong!"
"Ang di marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa."


...meron ding english...


"An apple a day, is seven apples a week."
"Just remember that wherever you go, there you are."
"If you want to feel at home, then go home!"
"Behind every succesful man is a woman. More women, more success."
"Cleanliness is next to godliness. Oiliness is next to blemishes."
"The early bird... is hard..."
"Everybody has a right to be ugly, but you abused it."
"When you die, you're dead!"
"Try and try until you die!"
"What is beauty if you're not beautiful?"
"A friend in need is a friend to avoid."
"You can't face a problem... when the problem is your face."
"As a matter of fact, is the fact that matters."


*note: ang iba dito naka-patent na sa akin, ang iba napulot ko sa internet, ang iba narinig ko sa iba, ang iba sayo na! haha!


Malamang part 1 pa lang 'to. Dami ko pa naiisip kaso kakatamad na magtype. Haha!



Ah yeah!